2014

Hey uollz , 
I takdapat tidur , so i tot the best solution is blogging . 
Ahah ! Its not recommended , 

Its 2014 gaisssss ... 
*clap* 

Planning on a better life this year . 
Im actually about to type next year when i suddenly realized its next year . (Its 1.1.2014)

Im just gonna type wtv comes out in my mind . 
So.  The old jokes suddenly crossed , 
You know.  When the year is over . 
This lame jokes , either the pizza joke or toilet joke , 
Will come out either facebook or twitter ,  people said its the lame joke ever 
But for me , its still make my ass laugh . 
Its call tradition , uknow.  When the year gonna end , and the next year is about to arrive couple of minutes ,
Then , some people just starting to post this jokes , 

Order the pizza at 11.55 pm 31st Disember , and when the pizza man arrives at 12.01 am 1st January
You start to "Aiii I order pizza last year ! tahun ni baru nak hantar"
Some of the twitters , post nora danish's cartoon says
"Nora bagi 2 bintang" - its a show on astro , maharajalawak mega , where nora is one of the judge and they have to give stars based on the jokes performs . Just to let some of you yang tak layan show ni tahu . 

There you go . This is the second lame joke . 
Where ...

You goes in the bathroom at 12pm 31st dec , and comes out the bathroom at 12.01 1st jan , 
And say , "dari tahun lepas aku masuk tandas , tahun ni baru nak keluar" 

Or you bath ... "Dari last year aku tak mandi"

Pfffft -__-

Eventho its lame , but for me its funny , its not lame , 
Just some overused jokes aite ? 

So , its the new year. New motto , new life 
Im turning 17 yo ! 
Not officially 17 until July . 
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

My 2013 is over , no more fairytale life , 
Its 2014.  Just start , this is real life . 

I wish you guys all the best . 
18 Hebat , tiba tiba . 
Lets make our last year the best ! 

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